So what was it Nate? Are you going to let us in on your secret?

The wiring running from the block on the firewall was bad. I rewired everything, connected the battery, flipped the switch...and they were shining. Glad it went pretty easy.

Wasn't completely painless though. After driving the car to my local Auto Zone, I came back and started disconnecting the wires. One had fell down by the block. I reached my hand down there to retrieve the wire when I accidentally grabbed the hot exhaust. That had me hurting for about 3 days.

I'm just glad it's done. Hopefully, I don't have to deal with it ever happening again.